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29.7.07 14:57


Li Bai, The poet, the serious Assassin. Wrong-Doing ! (Not my writng, edited, stolen)

Shamelessly stolen from www.chinadaily.com.cn

 I saw it on the Australia Network satellite TV. Bugger html skills still lacking !

China sentenced a man to death and jailed another 28 people for up to life on Tuesday for their roles in a massive slavery and child labour scandal involving scorching brickworks in Shanxi Province.

The owners, managers and thugs at the prison-like kilns which the Chinese media said numbered in the hundreds in the northern province of Shanxi were convicted of charges including forced labour and illegal detention, an official said.

Related :
China promises to probe child labor charges  
Related stories:
Loose media rules move closer to law
Police rescue 548 slave workers
Gov't shocked at slave labour in brickworks
 
Zhao Yanbing received the death penalty from the Linfen Intermediate People's Court for accidentally killing a worker on a "black brick kiln" in Hongtong county, at the centre of the scandal.

The court also deprived of his political rights.

The slave labor scandal erupted last month after hundreds of parents complained their children were being forced to work in brick kilns in Henan, Shanxi and Shaanxi provinces.

Zhao, who was hired to supervise workers in the kiln, was found guilty of manslaughter by the court, according to a press conference by Vice President Liu Jimin of Shanxi Provincial Higher People's Court on Tuesday in Taiyuan, provincial capital.

Zhao had previously admitted to beating a mentally handicapped man to death for not working fast enough last November.

Foreman Heng Tinghan was given life imprisonment for intentionally injuring workers and for illegal detention. Following his arrest last month, Heng famously said about his role in the scandal, "I felt it was a fairly small thing."

The boss of the kiln, Wang Bingbing, the son of a local Communist Party village chief, was sentenced to nine years in prison for illegal detention.

Twenty-six other employees were given prison sentences. Six taskmasters, convicted of forcing workers to work in brick kilns owned by Wang in Caosheng Village, from March to late May this year, have been sentenced to jail terms ranging from 18 months to three years.

The workers had been forced to work overtime without payment. During the period, 18 workers were injured, one seriously, in unspeakable working conditions.

Thirty-one dirty and disorientated workers have been rescued from a brickwork factory in China, where they were being held as virtual slaves. more:
 
A total of 29 brick kiln bosses, foremen, supervisors or taskmasters, tried by courts in different cities and counties of Shanxi in seven separate cases, have been given different jail terms so far, the court statement concluded.

Sentences of a further 12 people involved in five cases are expected to be made public in a couple of days, the court spokesman said.

Jamieson is dancing in the streets,singing, offering free beer to strangers after this prompt hearing and conviction. Execution will be swift.

GREAT !

Very well done, China. Another instance of Excellence. They are really raising the bar ! Now, about my residence permit that will die soon....ahhh 2 days, I believe.

 Oh, well fronted the C*ps, today, photo taken on the digital camera (again).

All papers (Champinese Gestapo, just doing their job...) bitte : handed over, red ink stamps all over the place. How much do you want ?

An approval letter from Mum too ?

Jees, done this twice already at the Intry-Ixit station for Founners. This is time 3. I just love pegging out.

Yeah. a sxnsixive one and I don't want to be brnned. Tyxos arwe deliberatesky in some cases, sorry.

You know me, a little paranoid, papers in order.   MOW, stolen and adjusted:

The lovely Ping-Tan song made me sleepy, despite the fact that tonight I had to kill someone.  Of course, old people always like Suzhou songs;  they bring to mind to the good old days.

They were scattered around down there, around the swimming pool, but apparently not many of them were really listening to the Suzhounese music.  They talked among themselves, noisy chatter and laughter from time to time breaking out of each group.

Indeed, not all of them were old;  in fact, there were many young women.  At the very least, that was enough to attract my attention.

Through the telescopic gunsight, I watched them one by one, as if I were in amongst them.  A lively party.  There was goat roasted on a spit.  Mmmm....
 
The cross-hairs on the telescopic sight continued to wander.  Once in a while it rested on the brow of a person, and followed him.  If I were to squeeze my index finger, obviously that forehead would get a hole. 

And the body of that person would collapse.

It might collapse slowly, like a large tree falling to earth, or it might suddenly jerk and drop, causing great consternation among the groups of laughing people, causing the glasses to spill all over the trays borne by the waiters. 

Certainly it would be more interesting if the body fell sprawling into the swimming pool with a reverberating  splash, so that the water spurted out wetting the clothes of the guests and the swimming pool quickly reddened from the blood and the women screamed “Oooow!” 
 
But I hadn’t yet found the person I was supposed to kill.  Indeed, it was not yet time.  He would arrive momentarily.  And as a matter of fact, I really didn’t need to be too concerned about finding him because the communication device in my ear would alert me to him.

“Are you ready?” asked a sweet and soothing voice frome my headphone.

“I’ve been ready for some time;  which one is he?”

“Take it easy, just a bit longer.”

From the terrace on the seventh floor of the hotel, I continued to peer through the telescopic sight.  The damp breeze annoyed my lips and made me sweat so much that I wiped it off with a well-used napkin from that shit-runs-causing shit-hole that I mistakenly dined in at lunch today. 

To pass the time while waiting for my target, I looked for the person who had spoken to me, mockingly. Laughed at my pathetic chinese.

 And I gazed on the passing faces through the gunsight.  Women were dressed in elegant evening gowns.  Some with bare backs.  Apple sized tits, though. Very beautiful faces, legs.  The woman whose soft voice commanded me was also beautiful, I was sure.  I had never thought a woman like her, a definite Chengdu (Sichuan) accent would be involved in a killing like this.

“Who is my target?”  I had asked last week, when she orderd this shooting.  Since the transaction was done by telephone, of course I could only guess at her appearance.

“You don’t need to know; this is part of our contract.”

Indeed, contracts like this were often the way things happened.  I was just paid to shoot, who the target was being none of my business.
 
“But one thing you are allowed to know.”

“What?”

“The person is a traitor”

“A traitor?”

“Yes, a traitor to his people and country.”

He is the Chief Executive Officer of a plastics company that pumps 20 thousand litres of toxic by-product into the Yangtse River every day. That stuff migrates into Taihu, then to your luxury en-suite shower-head in Sunny Suzhou. He's also involved with contaminated bottled water !

So, my target was a traitor to people and country.  Would I be considered a hero for killing him?  I moved my rifle again.  From behind the telescopic sight I studied the people who were arriving in increasing numbers.  There was an uncomfortable feeling every time I focused on one of the people down below.

Maybe I knew one of them ?

Of course, their faces were the faces of perfectly fine people.  I really didn’t know what was making me uncomfortable.  Was it because so many of them wore formal clothes, the uniform that I hated?  Were they in the Chinese kidney trade ?

Or was it just a feeling I had?  Whatever it was, I swore to God I would feel truly happy if my victim this time were someone loathsome.  A traitor to people and country is certainly a loathsome person.

I swung my rifle around again.  Spying on people’s actions without them knowing I was watching gave me a pleasant feeling, awesome power - I can take out without regret.

It still hadn’t come to an end, that awful Suzhou whining song.  It felt as if it had been going on a long time.  Like the people down there, I didn’t really need to listen to it attentively.  Suzhou music nowadays was like something preserved in a museum; those who performed it lacked the genius to develop it.  Where was the woman with the gentle voice?

Everywhere, people were chewing free food, sucking down free drinks, smiling and laughing. 

There were wives standing stiffly beside their husbands who were busily talking with their hands gesticulating in all directions. Men whose appearance revealed the souls of civil servants, respectfully keeping themselves inconspicuous, but eating greedily.  Plainsclothes officers could be seen walking back and forth carrying walkie-talkies. 

It would seem that the goat - roast party by the swimming pool at this seaside hotel was being attended by important people.

The night was clear and the sky was full of stars.  In fact, the moon was full.  I put down my rifle to rest my aching muscles.  I walked into the room, getting some peanuts from the table.  I turned on the television, but quickly turned it off again.  CCTV 9 programs were always awful.  It felt terribly quiet in the hotel room.  I wanted to shoot my target quickly, then go home and have a beer.

“Hey, are you still there?” suddenly the voice was heard again.

“Yes, what’s up?”

“Don’t play games!  I know you aren’t in position!”

I hurriedly went back to the terrace.

“How about it?  Has he showed up yet?”

“He’s wearing a red cotton shirt, as it happens the only red one here, so it’s easy for you.”
 
I looked below; they were milling around like little animals; it certainly was not clear which one was wearing a red cotton shirt from seven stories up like this.

I raised my rifle again and tried to find a comfortable position.  While chewing the peanuts, I peeped again through the telescopic sight.  The cross-hairs went back to wandering from face to face.  They were still laughing and smiling.  I also smiled.  In another minute your face will be overwhelmed with unabashed terror.  I could shoot you all from here just as I pleased.  But I won’t do that.  I only work based on a contract.

“On which side is he?” I asked via the mike which hung below my chin.

“He’s by the corner of the swimming pool, on the south side, near the green umbrella.”

I swung my rifle to the right.  Again I surveyed the greasy, shiny, glistening faces.  The beautiful women I just had to pass by.  And, there! that was him, a man wearing a red cotton shirt.

He was a man with regular features and an authoritative bearing.  He was middle-aged, but didn’t appear to be over the hill.  His hair was combed neatly to the back. A few comb-overs.  He wasn’t laughing or smiling excessively.  People crowded around him respectfully.  There were also those who looked like they were fawning on him. The cross-hairs of my gunsight stopped exactly between his eyes.
 
“Do I do it now?"

“Just a minute, wait for the command.”

And I studied his face.  Did he feel any presentiment of his fate?  From behind the gunsight, faces bring forth their own particular enchantment, which is different if compared to that which we experience when meeting the person face to face.

 He didn’t talk much, but apparently he had to answer many questions.  And I felt that he answered very carefully.  His countenance displayed an intention of courteousness without resentment.  What was going to happen shortly when I shot him?

But I knew nothing of Chinese politics.  So while staring at the face that would soon have a hole in it, I thought about other matters.  Perhaps he had a wife, had children. 

In fact, I thought it quite likely that he would have grandchildren.  They would be wailing after hearing about the death of this person, and their weeping would be even more intense when they heard about how he had died.  Let it be.  Wasn’t he a traitor to his people and country?  He had to get his punishment.

Somewhat tensely,  I waited for the order to shoot.  That was always the trouble with working according to a contract.  I couldn’t do as I pleased.  I was being paid to point the crosshairs of my gunsight towards the point where a shot would cause death most efficiently, and then to pull the trigger. 

I always told myself that I didn’t kill people, I fixed problems that cause millions of people - abject misery. And I get paid to do it.

I just aimed and squeezed the trigger.
 
I stared at the face again, it felt so close -- even the pores could be seen clearly.  It was as if I were studying the imagination of God, of divine fate.  Who in fact will stop the life of this person, me or You?  He is completely unaware that the angel of death is brushing against the back of his neck. 

“How about it?  Now?”

“I said, wait for the order!”

To hell with this little bitch, she really had her nerve, bossing around a paid hit man.  My hand moved by itself, rubbing the gun.  Relying on instinct, I searched for her among the crowded groups of overpaid, corrupt Chinese.  One after another, beautiful faces filled my telescopic sight.  I had to coax her into speaking.

“What are we waiting for?”

“You don’t need to know; the point is: wait!”

“This wasn’t in the agreement.”

“Yes, it was!  Don’t act like an idiot!”

A silken scarf

A keep-sake from you
 
Bullshit!  That Suzhouha song again, now very clear in my ear.  For certain she was near the orchestra.  I looked all around the orchestra. 

My scope alighted on the swelling bosom of the Suzhouhua singer.  There were several groups of people milling about.  I could also hear the clinking of glasses and plates through my headphone.  Maybe she was behind the orchestra, near the buffet table.

There were several women, as well as plain-clothes cops.  Which one?  I carefully looked them over one by one.  Several among them were clearly only workers for the catering business.  There was one women who looked like she was in charge.  Maybe the one next to her.  Her hair was straight and black, with bangs covering her brow.  Her eyes stared in the direction of the red cotton shirt!

“Shoot him now,” she said softly in my headphone, and I saw through the scope she was indeed talking to herself.  It looked like she was the one.  She was listening by means of an earpiece and spoke to me through a microphone which was hidden in the strands of her necklace.  A beautiful pendant, displayed on her slight chest.

“What?” I asked again, because I wanted to be certain that she was indeed the person.

“Shoot now!”

So this is how all the killings are carried out; just a link in a chain without end or starting point.  This woman certainly was only one link in that chain.  I turned my rifle back to its target. 

The middle-aged han-bag-bearing-man was patiently listening to the story of someone who was standing in front of him. 

The person telling the story seemed to be aflame with excitement, but the man apparently was holding himself back from  catching on fire.  He nodded, while stealing glances at those around him.  As if he was worried that someone would hear.
 
I was ready to shoot.  One squeeze of my index finger would end that man’s life story.  I shifted the crosshairs of the scope slightly to the side, so that the bullet hole in his head wouldn’t make too symmetrical a division.  The bullet would pierce his left eye.  And I stared at the man’s eyes.  Good God.  Was it true that he was a traitor?

“You’re not mistaken?  Is it true that he’s a traitor?”

“There’s no need to ask all these questions, shoot now!”  I looked into his eyes again, wondering what kind of traitor he was.

“What kind of traitor?  Why wasn’t he just put on trial?”

“What business is it of yours, fool?  Shoot him now, or I’ll cancel the contract!”

A strange feeling suddenly came over me.  I pointed the rifle at the woman instead.

“The barrel of my rifle is now pointing at you, sweetie,” I said coldly.

“What the hell is this?”  In my scope I saw her face jerk up in surprise toward me.

“Tell me,” I repeated, “what wrong did this person do?”

“Shoot him now, you fool, or you will die!”

“In fact, you’re the one who’s just about to die.”

“Empty threats! You don’t know where I am.”
 
“You’re wearing a cheongsam with a slit to the thigh, and you’re behind the orchestra.”  And I saw her face turn pale.

“You’ve broken the contract.”

“I don’t want to shoot an innocent person.”

“That’s none of your business, last year you shot thousands of innocent people.”

“That’s my own affair; tell me quickly what this person did wrong.”

The woman looked as if she was making a move to run away.

“Don’t run, there’s no use.  Nobody will know who shot you.  This rifle is equipped with  a silencer.  You know I never miss my shot, and I can disappear immediately.”

Her face looked up in my direction.  I saw she was in a cold sweat.  Full of anxiety.

“What do you want?”

“Tell me his wrong-doing.”

“He’s a traitor, he blackened the name of our people and country abroad.”

I change my mind.

I swing my rifle back to centre ther cross-hairs of the scope on the target.

Click. Mis-fires.  Hurriedly re-load and Pahhhh. Silencer. Urgh. Messy. I reurn to the bar fridge, select a Heiniken and settle back to to the lounge in a a CNN partnered hotel.

Job done.

Jamieson.

16.7.07 12:23


Anhui - You're the Best, Seriously

Welcome to Smogville  (Suzhou)

http://www.sepa.gov.cn/english/air-list.php3

Just had a lovely delivered meal of roasted chicken
breast, dijon mustard and cream coated with a
medley of fried vegetables (potatoes, red and
yellow capsicum,mushrooms and soupcon of dill and
steamed cauliflower flowerlets) plus an 11 inch
pizza with the works. Munching as you read.

"Ooh, China sucks, I want to go home. I miss the
food back home...." SLAP. SLAP AGAIN. I'm going
to steal this from http://sinocidal.com/category/zhang-ziyi/

 ......Hope they don't mind......

Scene II

Setting: a Beijing bathhouse. Ted sits fully-clothed in a Jacuzzi next to a fat Chinese man.

Chinese guy: (Pulls packet of Honghe (cigarettes) 88s from under his armpit, as an attendant runs over, spits in the jacuzzi and then lights it for him).Want one?

Ted: No, I don’t smoke thanks.

Chinese guy: No go on, have one.

Ted: No I don’t smoke thanks.

Chinese guy: Ha ha ha, aha haa haha haa…aha ha..ha ha. A real man should smoke.

Ted: Well I’m obviously not a real man then.

Chinese guy: Go on, have one.

Ted: Will you fuck off?

(Chinese guy grabs the skin under his chin and pulls off a latex mask revealing the chubby, goateed, gloating face of a man he knows to be Beijing hutong expert, Jed Fandango.)

Jed: There’s no running away from the Tapeworm Ted. Once a pretentious prick, always a pretentious prick. Now go on, have a cigarette, for five thousand years’ sake.

(Ted jumps out of Jacuzzi and runs to the corner of the room, picks up a fire extinguisher, runs back to the Jacuzzi and starts to smash Jed’s head in with it).

Ted: When I say I don't smoke (thunk), I mean (thunk), I don't fucking smoke (thunk), so don't fucking (thunk), offer me (thunk), another one (thunk).

(A large crowd gathers around cheering at the spectacle, an out-of-place muscle-bound French gay guy in leather chaps watches and masturbates).

Crowd: (Continuous) Jia you, jia you, jia you…[Come on, Come on...]

Ted: (Still striking the now collapsed head with the extinguisher) …and you can stick your Hutong fucking doorways and flying eaves up your fucking arse (thunk, thunk, thunk. Ted drops the extinguisher, and exhausted bends down to survey the damage. The French guy ejaculates)

Jed: (Lifts remains of head off the tiled edge of Jacuzzi) Pretentiousness…destroys…everything. Five…thousand…years. (head flops back down)

End of the fire extinguisher scene, in which Jamieson would have loved
to pound the guy with the device.....

Sweetie, getting gourmet food + pizza delivered
to your door by a rather embarrassed Chinese
guy for ahhh $20 with no tip is NOT a hardship
 posting. With loads of air-con, not con-air.

Guess it's part and parcel of living in Suzhou,
Jiangsu,China. Be careful. There are 2 Suzhous
in Jiangsu province, China ya' know. This is
the one closest to Shanghai, you know, the
one with the USD $ Huge turnover.

If you want to do the whole China 'thang'
then sure, go out to the provinces.

To the boondocks, the swamps.

Squat toilets - welcome. (Momma, what is
a squat toilet ?) BYO toilet paper.

Nescafe is 318 km away. Starbucks ?
Wassat ? Ooh,that will be 320 km away.

Got a bottle of Bloody Mary mix, a bottle
of Stolychniya and pop-tarts resting in
the fridge. You want to come to China
and teach English ?

Starbucks is 200 m away in Suzhou.

I have been out back, I was greeted and
hosted with unexpected and utmost respect.

They nursed the 'foreigner' with the
treatment they would give to a son,
a stranger, back from a battle-field.

Of course,I don't speak the village
dialect and after only 5 months in
China, I don't speak Pu Tong Hua,yet.
Nor do they, apparently.

Anhui folks rock, they are the best.

In fact, I married one of them.

Bullshit sensor raised,
then lowered. Message is "Proceed".
J.

 

 

 

8.7.07 15:06


Open Revolt.

Most English Training Centres in Suzhou (Jiangsu, China) are facing dire problems, mostly in terms of management issues - or actually the lack of management. Foreigners living, working and teaching .

Most English Training Centres in Suzhou (Jiangsu, China) are facing dire problems, mostly in terms of management issues - or actually the lack of management.

Foreigners living, working and teaching in Suzhou have long tethers. Actually we tend to overlook (f**k-ups) and continue to teach, turn up on time, despite Historically famous and fabulous f**k-ups.

The amount of external assessment by School Managerial staff is 'to quote a phrase' - abysmal.

There will be an unpleasant exodus of Foreign Teachers, as we continue to face a raft of issues.

Students who can only utter the phrase " The Government".... ten times before "The Army....." when dealing with floods...Oh, Pullllease.

God help me if I turn up 79 minutes early to prepare for a class I have taught 27 times before.

Got one chick, wept in an office. Whined. Bleated.

You wimper because you don't or haven't bothered to learn the word 'competition' in Chinese on your electronic dictionary, or use the Internet home connection ? Lazy. You're studying Business English, and you turn up, expecting me to teach you these terms in chinese ?

Ah, for f**ks sake. I learned Chinese at Suzhou University. Yeah, surprise, we're going to study *this* tomorrow, you have the textbook and the computers.  You STUDY. Get STRONG.

I actually find out this sh*t. You do it ! I am getting much tougher, sick of ooooh, I'm busy....

Laziness. Pure and simple lazy.

Glad it's not my 12 grand handout.

Foreign Teachers are now planning to leave the Spider. In spades.
Trust me, they're dropping like flies. Seriously ! Some get fired. Most run early or finish their contracts with honesty. Quizically, new ones turn up every month or so to replace the miscreants who fled.

When I get my new 1 year Residence Permit and new Foreign Expert Certificate from the Public Security Bureau I'll be a mere memory.

Sure, I'll refund the rebate for the Health Check and Permit processing fees back to the spider (gotta leave with dignity, might want a bolt-hole in the future, and keep my hand in, as I have done since the spider spun its first web) but part-time at an International Kindergarten has the same appeal to me as a syringe of heroin to a junkie.

I don't like working until 9 pm, for 40% or so less than our colleagues in Shanghai who use the exact same teaching material, the same hours. Let's see, 9,500 vs 16,000. Myth Busted.

Mornings are good, I'd like 2.5 hours a day, maybe do some part-time in-home later, tutoring for coins.

I'm outa here soon. Sick of using Chinese to explain things to really "busy" students- in lieu of English. THIS IS AN ENGLISH LANGUAGE TRAINING CENTRE. Your lack of preparation for class is NOT my problem, it's yours.

I don't mind if you cry. In fact, I don't care. If you tried, I would care, smile, praise you in front of the other students, give you enormous face. I would encourage you so much. Set an example for the other students.

However, if your life consists of hot-pot dinners and learning English is some kind of novelty to boast about with your friends for 'face' then Honey, get real.

That's the reality of teaching English..... I'd say across China.

Just don't piss and moan about the nasty foreign teacher who politely asked to see your homework (which you had not done) then that hated foreigner reminded you to DO IT. You're back-coursed babe.

Spider has rules.

On the other hand, I have had delightful classes in Business Intermediate. These ladies (no men, mind you).

One lady, a Chinese H.R. manager at an International firm pipes up:

"Chinese People are so rude."

Foreigner (me) "What"

(J. refuses to talk about these things, he is a guest in China)

"Chinese people have no manners, no politeness, no consideration"

J:" But, my wife, Mei-mei treat me very kindly., thousands of RMB given as salary and hong-bao."

Later.

They do, and they are real people. Later. Thank you for watching. Jamiesons-luck-new1

 

5.7.07 17:03


What ?

Didn't Abraham Lincoln abolish slavery in the U.S. ?

This is far beyond absolutely reprehensible. This explores
an area of inhumanity in China, which WILL be prosecuted
and those responsible should be voided of their
"Mates in High Places who will help me".

Paying $80 to buy some drugged semi-literate person,
and then putting them to work in a brickyard and kiln
as a slave....

Remember the Cultural Revolution ? When people were forced
to write self-criticisms , and wear the sign of "I was
in an inappropriate position of power and education,
I'm profoundly sorry, I will do self-reform work out in
God knows where, God knows how."

A self-criticism and tearful trial (remorseful) performance
cuts about diddly squat with this court. However, this was done
with the complicity of the Police AND local area Government.

I was relieved to see that the State Government has offered
to pay the freed guys and kids in back-pay their salaries at
ahhh, 1,410 Yuan a month (USD$176) for their each month of
involuntary servitude,plus a significant return to
home-town bonus.

Maybe to shut them up, and not talk to Western Media ?

(No mention of compensation, however).

However - why did they spend billions on this ? Oh - it's nice
but money could be better spent on Social Welfare.

Like spent on the lady with the stump at the train station.

Just another opinionated, annoying Laowai mosquito.

"These things are normal in China", "It's a storm in a teacup"

No mate. It's a ripping and despicable exploitation of YOUR people.

Jamieson wonders: "Don't you respect your own people, the Chinese ?"

"What about us ?" (Laowai) Foreign teachers.

"When one goes, one will come"

"Ahhhh, but we will advise the other,new Laowai about things......"

Yeah. but there is this !


 I was able to call the Police in Tasmania, a local Police Station, from Suzhou on my home phone. I'm very conerned about my mother. Four days and no answer from her home phone number. I call the local hospital (hasn't been admitted).

Call my daughter in Hobart, "No, she seemed fine" last week. Local Hospital folk advise "No admissions under that name" but that they will do a door knock, it's only 100 metres away.

Jamieson emails the Tasmanian Police, asks them to enter the home by whatever means are necessary to check on Mum (67).

Thanks to the Internet. Australian Phone numbers at at your fingertips. Just get on the phone.

Fortunately, daughter and wife spoke to Mum, one from Hobart, 170 km away and one from 10,000 km away spoke to her today. She is fine and well. That's a huge relief. Guess my telephone calls and Police Intervention were ill-timed.

Well, forgive me, I was very concerned about her. F**k me, your mother ? I'm sure you'd do the same.

Just wanted to enquire about her lifestyle and advise that ZZZ and Jamieson were offically married in Nanjing under Chinese Government regulations in the Province (State) Capital city on 18 June.

Get all your sheep in line. There's a shit-load of paperwork involved. Just make sure you have it all ready at your fingertips! Don't forget your "Certificate of no Impediment to Marriage" in English and Chinese with the 'chop' from your local consulate or 'mafan'  'difficulties' will ensue. Check your consulate's website in ther nearest city ...Duh.  Natch, Passport. Do your homework ! Check your Consulate's website. Drop a dime, make a call.

Make sure your honey has a local residence permit  - formal statement or ID card from the Cops stating that she she is not married with a 'chop' (formal stamp).Ensure that she (or he) is legally entitled to live in Province /City X where you both live, or trouble.

Otherwise, 760 kuai and - you're married !

It was an afternoon arrangement in the heat of Nanjing. Few dramas. 4 hours. When I was there, we had 2 German guys and their ladies and a noisy (new) annoying American with his lady (God help her).

(Approved by the State Council on August 17, 1983 and promulgated by the Ministry of Civil Affairs on August 26, 1983)

1. When Chinese citizens and foreigners (including foreign residents and those who come to China for a short visit, Chinese of foreign nationality, and foreigners who have settled down in China) decide to get married of their own free will within the boundaries of China, both the man and the woman concerned shall appear together at the marriage registration department, designated by the province, autonomous region, or municipality directly under the Central Government, and stationed in the locality where the Chinese citizen has his/her residence registration and apply for marriage registration.

2. Both the man and the woman, who apply for marriage registration, shall abide by the Marriage Law of the People's Republic of China and the pertinent articles and items of these Provisions.

3. Chinese citizens and foreigners who apply for marriage registration shall respectively hold the following certificates:

A. For Chinese citizens:

(1) certificates of the applicant's residence registration;

(2) certificate signed and issued either by the people's government at the county level or above which is stationed in the locality where the applicant has his/her residence registration, or by a government department, a school, an institution, or an enterprise at the county level or above, which is the applicant's place of work; the certificate indicates the applicant's name, sex, date of birth, nationality, marital status (single, divorced, bereft of spouse- the same below), occupation, nature of work, name of the person to marry.

B. For foreigners:

(1) the applicant's passport or other documents certifying his/her identity and citizenship;

(2) "Residence Permit for Foreigners" signed and issued by the public security department, or identification certificate issued by foreign affairs department, or entry permit and residence permit for foreigners who come to China for a short stay;

(3) marital status certification issued by the notary office of the applicant's country and confirmed by both the Ministry of Foreign Affairs (or a department authorized by the Ministry of Foreign Affairs) of the applicant's country and the Chinese embassy or consulate in the said foreign country; or marital status certification issued by the embassy or consulate of the said foreign country in China.

C. For resident foreigners in China:

(1) the applicant's passport, or identification certificate or nationality certificate used to substitute for passport (those who have no nationality maybe exempted from presenting their nationality certificates);

(2) "Residence Permit for Foreigners" signed and issued by the public security department;

(3) certificate signed and issued either by the people's government at the county level or above, which is stationed in the locality where the applicant has his/her residence registration, or by a government department, a school, an institution, or an enterprise at the county level or above, which is the applicant's place of work; the
4. The following Chinese citizens shall not be permitted to marry foreigners:

(1) army men in active service, diplomatic personnel, public security personnel, confidential personnel, and other personnel who are in charge of important confidential work;

(2) persons who are receiving reeducation through labor or serving a sentence.

5. Chinese citizens and foreigners, who hold all the required certificates and accord with these Provisions, may present their certificates and photos to the marriage registration department and make an application. The marriage registration department, after examining the application and confirming through investigation that the application conforms to the Marriage Law of the People's Republic of China and to these Provisions, shall give the applicants the permission to register, and to go through the registration procedures within 1 month; and then the marriage registration department shall issue the marriage certificate to them. The marriage certificate shall be attached with the photos of both the man and the woman, and be affixed with the special seal(made of steel) for marriage registration of the people's government at the county level or above which handles the registration of marriage between Chinese and foreign nationals.

6. If a Chinese citizen and a foreigner request a divorce in China, they shall, in accordance with the pertinent provisions of "The Civil Procedure Law of the People's Republic of China (for Trial Implementation)", file a divorce suit with the appropriate People's Court. Those who wish to resume marriage relationship shall go through the same registration procedures as those for marriage.

7. Chinese citizens and foreigners who apply for marriage registration shall pay for the cost of marriage certificates and also pay registration service charge. The expenses for interpretation service shall be borne by the applicants.

8. These Provisions shall go into effect upon approval by the State Council, and all former pertinent provisions shall be null and void at the same time.

 Hanging up : Jamieson.

 The train pic ? It was so fast, and so REAL. 200 km/h is REAL.

Got your papers ? Does your application for Marriage comply with all the rquirements promulgated by the State Council in 1983 ? ( I think so....)

Papers, Bitte. J.

 

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